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Croc jokes in 2025

“Why don’t crocodiles use sunscreens? They never get ‘burnt’.”

“Why did the crocodile join the police? He wanted to crack down on illegal snapping.”

“Why did the crocodile break up with his girlfriend? She was a complete ‘drama-gator’.”

“What did the crocodile say to the shoes? You’re just my size.”

“What do you call a crocodile in a vest? An investigator.”

“Why did the crocodile go to the tailor? He needed something to suit him.”

“Why was the crocodile good at basketball? He was great at snapping up rebounds.”

“What did the waiter say to the crocodile? Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.”

“Why did the crocodile go to a singles event? He was looking for his ‘mate’.”

“Why are crocodiles comedians so funny? Their jokes are snappy.”

“Why do crocodiles never cheat? They fear the jaws of justice.”

“Why do crocodiles make poor DJs? They keep eating the vinyl.”

“Why don’t crocodiles like fast food? They can’t catch it.”

“Why do crocodiles make terrible lawyers? They’re always in ‘de-Nile’ of the facts.”

“What does a crocodile like to eat for lunch? Fish and ships.”

“What do you call a crocodile in a spaceship? An astro-gator.”

“Why did the crocodile wear a disguise? He was on the run from the ‘law-gator’.”

“Why was the crocodile always last in class? Because he was a ‘slow snap’ student.”

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