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Croc jokes in 2025

“What does a crocodile like to eat for lunch? Fish and ships.”

“Why do crocodiles make terrible lawyers? They’re always in ‘de-Nile’ of the facts.”

“What do you call a crocodile in a spaceship? An astro-gator.”

“Why was the crocodile always last in class? Because he was a ‘slow snap’ student.”

“Why did the crocodile wear a disguise? He was on the run from the ‘law-gator’.”

“Why did the crocodile wear a watch? He wanted to be snappy on time.”

“Why was the crocodile good at boxing? He had a mean right hook.”

“Why did the crocodile cross the road? To get to the other tide.”

“What’s a crocodile’s favorite footwear? Crocs, of course!”

“What do you call a crocodile who loves to bowl? An alley-gator.”

“What’s a crocodile’s favorite party game? Swallow the leader.”

“Why don’t crocodiles use cell phones? They have a hard time pressing the buttons.”

“What did the dentist say to the crocodile? Brace yourself!”

“Why do crocodiles make terrible secret agents? They’re always in de-Nile.”

“Why don’t crocodiles ever apologize? They hate admitting they made a ‘misteak’.”

“Why was the crocodile arrested? For having a reptile dysfunction.”

“Why did the crocodile stop playing chess? He was tired of pawns.”

“Why was the crocodile always angry? He had a bad case of crocodile tears.”

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