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Croc jokes in 2025

“Why did the crocodile get kicked out of the zoo? For ‘gator-ing’ attention.”

“Why was the crocodile always stressed? His job was in-‘tents’.”

“What’s a crocodile’s favorite dessert? Snap-ple pie.”

“What’s a crocodile’s favorite card game? Snap!”

“Why do crocodiles always know how much they weigh? They have their own scales.”

“What do you call a dog owned by a crocodile? Dinner.”

“Why do crocodiles never play fair in sports? They always pull a ‘fast one’.”

“Why did the crocodile go to the ballet? He had a role in Swan ‘Lake’.”

“Why don’t crocodiles like to play hide and seek? They’re always spotted.”

“Why did the crocodile flunk his driving test? He couldn’t get it out of “swamp” gear.”

“What do you call a crocodile that won’t go away? A perman-gator.”

“What did the crocodile say to his son when he didn’t do his homework? You’re in ‘deep water’ now.”

“Why did the crocodile refuse to diet? He didn’t want to scale down.”

“Why was the baby crocodile always crying? He wanted his mummy, he was in ‘de-Nile’.”

“Why did the crocodile always carry a compass? He didn’t want to go up the creek without a paddle.”

“Why did the crocodile marry the snake? They had great chemistry, it was a hiss-terical relationship.”

“Why did the crocodile go to the gym? To work on his ‘reps’.”

“Why did the crocodile go to the therapist? He was in ‘de-Nile’ about his feelings.”

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