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Cringe jokes 🙈 in 2025

How much does it cost a Neutron to buy groceries?
– No charge.

Why should you not trust a statistics teacher?
– They are always trying to plot something.

What do you call a class congested with graphic designers?
– Graphic jam.

Why did the squirrel like my friend?
– Because my friend is nuts.

I bought some cool shoes from a drug dealer.
– I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

How do we know when a vampire is not sick?
– They won’t be coffin.

Why did the left eye and the right eye blush?
– Because something was smelling between them.

Knock, Knock!

– Who’s out there?

– Hank.

– Hank who?

– Oh, you can hank me later.

What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament?
– Live stream.

Last night, I dreamed I was a muffler.
– I woke up exhausted.

What did the lion say to the deer?
– “Pleased to eat you”.

Why is everyone friends with mushrooms?
– Because they are fungis.

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
– The space bar.

I just went to an emotional wedding.
– Even the cake was in tiers.

How can you see dreams more clearly?
– Sleep with your specs on.

Knock, Knock!

– Who is outside?

– Deja.

– Deja who?

– No, no, it’s Deja Vu.

What do astronomers do to plan a birthday party for their friend?
– They planet.

Why are colds not such good criminals?
– Because they are very easily caught.

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