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Cringe jokes 🙈 in 2025

What are asteroids?
– They are rocks that went to the gym.

What happened to my friend David who lost his ID?
– He became Dav.

What did the wolf say when the mice bit him?
– Owwwww-ch.

Why can’t dinosaurs play basketball?
– Because they are dead.

Why was the coffee scared?
– He recently got mugged.

Knock, Knock!

– Who is knocking?

– Eat.

– Eat who?

– Eat all of your fruits.

What was wrong with the dolphin?
– Nofin.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
– It was dead.

Why did he mind when his teacher called him average?
– Because that is mean.

What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
– A nervous wreck!What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
– A nervous wreck!

What did the Buffalos say to their son when he was going to school?
– Bison.

What was the first thing the baby corn asked the mama corn when he woke up?
– “Where is pop corn”?

My friend entered a pun contest.
– He entered 10 because he figured one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.

Why can’t you trust a guy named Amit?
– Because he is a myth.

What happened after my doctor made fun of me having vitamin deficiency?
– He gave me complex.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
– “Aye matey!”

What happened to the two calendar thieves when the police caught them?
– Each got six months.

Why does my cat hate me?
– It has com’pat’ibility issues.

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