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Cringe jokes 🙈 in 2025

What elements do you need to make a joke?
– Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium or SArCaSm in short.

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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
– A gummy bear.

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What do you use to catch a nerdy fish?
– Bookworms.

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What’s ET short for?
– Because he’s only got tiny legs.

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What did one cheese give another cheese?
– A piece of his heart.

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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
– A satisfactory.

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What do you call it when you are putting together an Avenger’s puzzle?
– Avengers Assemble.

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What did the fancy plate say to the normal plate when guests arrived?
– Dinner’s on me.

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Knock, Knock!

– Who is knocking?

– Tohoom.

– Tohoom who?

– To whom it might concern.

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Why is the panda stuffed toy so special and expensive?
– Because it is ex-panda-ble.

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Why did the obtuse angle lose the argument?
– Because he was not right.

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How do you catch a bra?
– With a booby trap.

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What is a postman’s favorite animal?
– Seals.

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Why did the noodle get voted out by his friends?
– Because everyone thought he was the impasta.

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Why are colds such bad robbers?
– They’re so easy to catch.

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Why are ghosts not so good at lying?
– Because the person they are lying to can see right through them.

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Why did the nose complain about the finger?
– Because the finger was always picking on him.

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What’s green and has wheels?
– Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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