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Cringe jokes 🙈 in 2025

What did the zebra say the first time he saw a piano?
– “Dad?”

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
– When he asked them to name the world’s best composer, they all said, “Bach bach bach!”

What was Hawkeye’s shield made off?
– Quicksilver.

What’s the opposite of E-no?
– Eyes.

I had a neck brace fitted years ago,
– And I’ve never looked back since.

What is a bird’s favorite type of math?
– Owlgebra.

Why did the kids cross the road and go to the playground?
– To go to the other slide.

What is a cat’s favorite candy?
– Kitty Kat bar.

What kind of candies are not synthetic?
– Cotton candies.

Knock, Knock!

– Who knocks?

– Candy.

– Candies who?

– Candies knock knock jokes be any sweeter?

I hate Russian dolls.
– They’re so full of themselves.

What is Forrest Gump’s computer password?
– 1forrest1.

How do ghosts address a letter?
– Tomb it may concern.

Why do chicken coops have two doors?
– Because if they had four doors, they’d be chicken sedans.

What is the best way to crack open a walnut?
– Tell it all the best jokes.

What did the drummer call his two twin daughters?
– Anna one, Anna two.

Knock, Knock!

– Who is outside?

– Cash.

– Cash who?

– Not really, thanks, I am allergic.

How do you get a squirrel to like you?
– Act like you’re nuts.

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