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Cringe jokes 🙈 in 2025

What did the big brother flower say to his little sister when she was born?
– “Hi, bud”.

Knock, Knock!

– Come in.

What spell do you use to magically bring a dog in front of you?
– Labracadabra.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?
– Because it was soda pressing!

What do you call an electrician who has detective quality?
– Sherlock Ohms.

How does a cow call his mother?
– Moooo-m.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?
– It was two tired.

Why did my little brother start crying when I did not give him a hot beverage?
– He has been very senteamental lately.

Why did the bike lose the race against the car?
– Because he was two tired.

What’s better than Ted Danson?
– Ted Danson and singin’.

What elements do you need to make a joke?
– Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium or SArCaSm in short.

What do you call a bear without any teeth?
– A gummy bear.

What do you use to catch a nerdy fish?
– Bookworms.

What’s ET short for?
– Because he’s only got tiny legs.

What did one cheese give another cheese?
– A piece of his heart.

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
– A satisfactory.

What do you call it when you are putting together an Avenger’s puzzle?
– Avengers Assemble.

What did the fancy plate say to the normal plate when guests arrived?
– Dinner’s on me.

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