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Cringe jokes 🙈 in 2025

What was wrong with the dolphin?
– Nofin.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
– It was dead.

Why did he mind when his teacher called him average?
– Because that is mean.

What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
– A nervous wreck!What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
– A nervous wreck!

What did the Buffalos say to their son when he was going to school?
– Bison.

What was the first thing the baby corn asked the mama corn when he woke up?
– “Where is pop corn”?

My friend entered a pun contest.
– He entered 10 because he figured one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.

Why can’t you trust a guy named Amit?
– Because he is a myth.

What happened after my doctor made fun of me having vitamin deficiency?
– He gave me complex.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
– “Aye matey!”

What happened to the two calendar thieves when the police caught them?
– Each got six months.

Why does my cat hate me?
– It has com’pat’ibility issues.

My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
– So I packed up my stuff and right.

Why can’t a man make milk?
– Because he lactose qualities.

What does a nosy pepper do?
– It gets jalapeño business!

Knock, Knock!

– Who’s out there?

– Doctor.

– Doctor Who?

– Yes.

Did you hear about the guy who invented LifeSavers?
– They say he made a mint.

What do you get when you differentiate amazon?
– Amazon prime.

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