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Cringe jokes 🙈 in 2025

What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree?
– Branch manager.

Why are bears not so good at controlling remotes?
– Because they paws the video.

I don’t trust stairs.
– They’re always up to something.

Knock, Knock!

– Who’s there?

– Hari.

– Hari who?

– Hari up and eat your food.

When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
– Tooth-hurtie.

Which is the strongest day?
– Saturday and Sundays because the others are weekdays.

What is a ninja’s favorite type of shoe?
– Sneakers.

What do you call a mountain that is funny?
– Hill-arious.

How do you make a tissue dance?
– Put a little boogey in it.

Knock, Knock!

– Who’s out there?

– Annie.

– Annie who?

– Annie thing that you say or do will be used against you.

Knock, Knock!

– Who is outside?

– Me.

– Me who?

– Meow.

Which animal plays sports all the time?
– A bat.

Knock, Knock!

– Who is outside?

– Alice.

– Alice who?

– Alice well that ends well.

Did you hear about the circus fire?
– It was in tents.

What did the two tectonic plates say when they bumped into each other?
– “My Fault, sorry!”

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
– “Dam.”

What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?
– Palm tree.

Why are leopards not good at playing hide and seek?
– They are always spotted.

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