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Cringe jokes 🙈 in 2024

What would you call a dessert who became a successful actor?
– Robert Brownie Jr.

What did the Potterhead say to a lizard named Harry?
– “You are a lizard, Harry”.

Knock, Knock!

– Who is knocking on the door?

– A circle.

– A circle who?

– Oh don’t worry anymore, it’s pointless.

Why was the baby strawberry late for school?
– Because her parents were stuck in a jam.

Who can save the world from asteroids?
– Papers because paper beats rocks.

What do you call a hero who has to choose between having food all day or fighting crime?
– Soup or hero.

Knock, Knock!

– Who’s out there?

– Ya.
– Ya who?
– No, I’m going to just Google it.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
– Ten tickles.

Where do bananas learn to split?
– At sundae school.

What kind of music do balloons hate?
– Pop.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
– One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

Why do bees have sticky hair?
– Because they use honey combs.

What is very odd?
– Every other number.

What does a pampered cow give us?
– Spoiled milk.

Why was the bullet unemployed?
– Because it was fired.

Why are bears not so good at controlling remotes?
– Because they paws the video.

I don’t trust stairs.
– They’re always up to something.

Knock, Knock!

– Who’s there?

– Hari.

– Hari who?

– Hari up and eat your food.

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