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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2025

What do hermit crabs say when they answer the phone?
– Shello

Whats worse than crab on your piano?
– Cancer on your organs

Why did the crab keep all of the seaweed to itself?
– Because it was shellfish!

What do crabs order when they go to a coffee shop?
– A cup of crab-uccino!

Why did the crab cross the road?
– To get to the other tide.

Why donโ€™t crabs like basketball?
– Theyโ€™re afraid of the net!

Given the terms โ€œcrabโ€, โ€œtunaโ€, โ€œlobsterโ€, and โ€œChinese guy caught in an avalanche of bouldersโ€, which does not fit?
– Ans: โ€œtunaโ€. The other 3 are crushed asians.

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