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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2025

How does the crab answer the phone?
– โ€œShello?!โ€

What did the cannibal crab have for its birthday?
– Crab cake.

A crab walks into a bar…
– The Barman says “I can’t serve you mate, you’re already walking sideways”.

If the salmon come in on the salmon boat and the lobsters come in on the lobster boat, what boat do the crabs come in on?
– The captain’s dinghy

How does a crab feel when it eats too much?
– Clawful!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
– A Crab!

What do crabs do on their birthday?
– They shellabrate!

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