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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2025

A guy walks into a seafood store carrying a crab,
– and he asked the owner, “Do you make crab cakes?” And the owner said, “Yes we do.”…So the guy said, “Good because it’s his birthday.”

Why do crabs with IBS nest under bakeries?
– It’s the easiest place to pinch a loaf.

What do crabs do on their birthday?
– They shellabrate!

What do you call a pit stop that sells crabs and pizza?
– A crust station.

Where do crabs go to borrow money?
– A prawn broker.

One crab to another crab
– I think I have lobsters

What is a crabโ€™s favorite fruit?
– The crab apple, of course!

Have a crab-u-lous day!

How does the crab answer the phone?
– โ€œShello?!โ€

What did the cannibal crab have for its birthday?
– Crab cake.

How do crabs move from one person to the next?
– They use pubic transport

How does a crab feel when it eats too much?
– Clawful!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
– A Crab!

What do crabs do on their birthday?
– They shellabrate!

A crab walks into a bar…
– The Barman says “I can’t serve you mate, you’re already walking sideways”.

If the salmon come in on the salmon boat and the lobsters come in on the lobster boat, what boat do the crabs come in on?
– The captain’s dinghy

Where do crabs sleep?
– On the sea bed.

Where do crabs sleep?
– In water beds!

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