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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2025

Why did the crab decide to follow the Keto diet?
โ€“ Crabohydrates made it bloat.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?
โ€“ A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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How much salt do hermit crabs like on their food?
โ€“ Just a pinch!

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Why did the crab blush?
โ€“ Because it saw the oceanโ€™s bottom!

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How do crabs call their friends?
โ€“ On a shell phone.

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What do you call a crab that, despite being warned, insists on driving intoxicated?
โ€“ Very shellfish.

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Knock Knock

โ€“ Whoโ€™s there?

โ€“ Ivan

โ€“ Ivan who?

โ€“ Ivan awful headache after reading all these crab puns!

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What did the prawn say to the crab steering the ship?
โ€“ โ€œAy, ay, Crabtain!โ€

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Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?
โ€“ Kingโ€™s Crustacean.

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Thereโ€™s an underwater version of Paw Patrol starring crabs, itโ€™s called Claw Patrol!

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What do you call a crab that doesnโ€™t share?
โ€“ A โ€˜Shell Fishโ€™

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Why was the hermit crab embarrassed?
โ€“ Because the sea weed!

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Fishing for compliments.

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What party game do crabs like to play?
โ€“ Salmon Says.

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What did one fish say to the other when they saw the chef crab a crab?
โ€“ โ€œOh, buddy โ€” heโ€™s in hot water now.โ€

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Where do crabs and lobsters park their public transport vehicles?
โ€“ At the Bustacean

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What kind of helmet does a hermit crab wear?
โ€“ A shell-met!

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The lobster is one shell of an animal!

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