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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2025

Thereโ€™s an underwater version of Paw Patrol starring crabs, itโ€™s called Claw Patrol!

What do you call a crab that doesn’t share?
– A ‘Shell Fish’

Why was the hermit crab embarrassed?
– Because the sea weed!

Fishing for compliments.

What party game do crabs like to play?
– Salmon Says.

What did one fish say to the other when they saw the chef crab a crab?
– โ€œOh, buddy โ€” heโ€™s in hot water now.โ€

Where do crabs and lobsters park their public transport vehicles?
– At the Bustacean

What kind of helmet does a hermit crab wear?
– A shell-met!

The lobster is one shell of an animal!

The crab is telling jokes, but nobody laughs because they are all crabby jokes!โ€.

Whatโ€™s a Crabโ€™s favorite part about pizza?
– That Crust taste, Son!

What is the best job for a crab?
– A crab driver!

Why didnโ€™t the crab and lobster share their food with the octopus?
– Because they are shellfish!

What does a lobster say when heโ€™s confused?
– Can you please be more pacific?!

Did you hear the crab presidentโ€™s speech?
– It was really crabtivating.

What do you call a female crab who is also single?
– Miss. Shell

How did the limpet cross the river?
– She took a taxi crab.

Why is the sand so quiet?
– Because the waves keeping going โ€œSsshhhhhhh!โ€

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