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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2025

Letโ€™s get cracking!

Where do crabs and lobsters save all of their money?
– In a sea bank!

How could the crab afford to buy a new house?
– He prawned everything!

Why did the musical crab move to New York City?
– It wanted to star in the crabaret.

You wanna hear about something ironic? My grandmaโ€™s zodiac sign was Cancer.
– She was killed… by a giant crab.

Knock Knock

– Whoโ€™s there?

– Crab

– Crab who?

– Crab me a snack please!

I think youโ€™re clawsome!

What did the wandering crab say when it finally made its way back to the ocean?
– Long time no sea!

Crabs always add a pinch of salt to their meals!

What’s the difference between a cop and a hermit crab?
– A cop ejects shells much more often

Why do crabs never give waiters a tip?
– Because theyโ€™re shellfish!

What is a crabs favourite fruit?
– Crab apples!

How do crabs leave the hospital?
– On crotches!

Where do crabs go when they need to catch public transport?
– The Bustacean.

what do you call a pit stop that sells crabs and pizza?
– a crust station

Did you hear about the crab that went to the gym?
– He pulled a mussel.

Please crab me a glass of water!

You should never make friends with crabs because theyโ€™re all so crabby!

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