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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2025

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?
– A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

How much salt do hermit crabs like on their food?
– Just a pinch!

Why did the crab blush?
– Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

How do crabs call their friends?
– On a shell phone.

What do you call a crab that, despite being warned, insists on driving intoxicated?
– Very shellfish.

Knock Knock

– Whoโ€™s there?

– Ivan

– Ivan who?

– Ivan awful headache after reading all these crab puns!

What did the prawn say to the crab steering the ship?
– โ€œAy, ay, Crabtain!โ€

Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?
– Kingโ€™s Crustacean.

Thereโ€™s an underwater version of Paw Patrol starring crabs, itโ€™s called Claw Patrol!

What do you call a crab that doesn’t share?
– A ‘Shell Fish’

Why was the hermit crab embarrassed?
– Because the sea weed!

Fishing for compliments.

What party game do crabs like to play?
– Salmon Says.

What did one fish say to the other when they saw the chef crab a crab?
– โ€œOh, buddy โ€” heโ€™s in hot water now.โ€

Where do crabs and lobsters park their public transport vehicles?
– At the Bustacean

What kind of helmet does a hermit crab wear?
– A shell-met!

The lobster is one shell of an animal!

The crab is telling jokes, but nobody laughs because they are all crabby jokes!โ€.

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