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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2025

Which chemical element accounts for the largest part in the body of crabs?
– Crabon.

Made up my own joke today! Comment what you think: What did the crab get on his report card?
– I dont know, but it was Under dah C!

Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?
– Kingโ€™s Crustacean!

How much salt do hermit crabs like on their food?
– Just a pinch!

How does a crab answer the phone?
– โ€œShello!โ€

Whatโ€™s a crabโ€™s favorite song?
– โ€œDonโ€™t Worry; Be Crabby.โ€

They say the worst place to be in a cooking competition is last place…
– …Tell that to the crab.

What party game do crabs like to play?
– Salmon says!

Why did the crab cross the road?
– To get to the other tide!

A great bit of advice from a hermit crab: โ€œItโ€™s ok to come out of your shell and think outside the box!โ€

A guy goes to a five dollar lady of the night and he gets crabs.
– So the next day he goes back to complain.

– And the woman says, “Hey, it was only five dollars. What did you expect, lobster?”

What does a hermit crab call its home?
– Michelle!

Why donโ€™t crabs like basketball?
– Because they are afraid of the net!

Where do crabs save all of their money?
– In a sand bank.

Why do crabs do poorly in school?
– They have a limited vocrabulary.

A man asks the waiter : “Do you serve crabs here?”
– “Take a seat. We serve everybody.”

Customer, holding a crab under his arm: โ€œWaiter, waiter, do you make crab cakes?โ€
– Waiter: โ€œYes, we sure do.โ€
– Customer: โ€œGood, because itโ€™s his birthday.โ€

Seek and you shell find!

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