Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2025

A great bit of advice from a hermit crab: โ€œItโ€™s ok to come out of your shell and think outside the box!โ€

A guy goes to a five dollar lady of the night and he gets crabs.
– So the next day he goes back to complain.

– And the woman says, “Hey, it was only five dollars. What did you expect, lobster?”

What does a hermit crab call its home?
– Michelle!

Why donโ€™t crabs like basketball?
– Because they are afraid of the net!

Where do crabs save all of their money?
– In a sand bank.

Why do crabs do poorly in school?
– They have a limited vocrabulary.

A man asks the waiter : “Do you serve crabs here?”
– “Take a seat. We serve everybody.”

Customer, holding a crab under his arm: โ€œWaiter, waiter, do you make crab cakes?โ€
– Waiter: โ€œYes, we sure do.โ€
– Customer: โ€œGood, because itโ€™s his birthday.โ€

Seek and you shell find!

Life just seems to be two steps sideways then one step back!

A guy walks into a seafood store carrying a crab,
– and he asked the owner, “Do you make crab cakes?” And the owner said, “Yes we do.”…So the guy said, “Good because it’s his birthday.”

Why do crabs with IBS nest under bakeries?
– It’s the easiest place to pinch a loaf.

What do crabs do on their birthday?
– They shellabrate!

What do you call a pit stop that sells crabs and pizza?
– A crust station.

Where do crabs go to borrow money?
– A prawn broker.

One crab to another crab
– I think I have lobsters

What is a crabโ€™s favorite fruit?
– The crab apple, of course!

Have a crab-u-lous day!

Follow us on Facebook