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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2024

What do hermit crabs say when they answer the phone?
– Shello

Whats worse than crab on your piano?
– Cancer on your organs

Why did the crab keep all of the seaweed to itself?
– Because it was shellfish!

What do crabs order when they go to a coffee shop?
– A cup of crab-uccino!

Why did the crab cross the road?
– To get to the other tide.

Why donโ€™t crabs like basketball?
– Theyโ€™re afraid of the net!

Given the terms โ€œcrabโ€, โ€œtunaโ€, โ€œlobsterโ€, and โ€œChinese guy caught in an avalanche of bouldersโ€, which does not fit?
– Ans: โ€œtunaโ€. The other 3 are crushed asians.

Letโ€™s get cracking!

Where do crabs and lobsters save all of their money?
– In a sea bank!

How could the crab afford to buy a new house?
– He prawned everything!

Why did the musical crab move to New York City?
– It wanted to star in the crabaret.

You wanna hear about something ironic? My grandmaโ€™s zodiac sign was Cancer.
– She was killed… by a giant crab.

Knock Knock

– Whoโ€™s there?

– Crab

– Crab who?

– Crab me a snack please!

I think youโ€™re clawsome!

What did the wandering crab say when it finally made its way back to the ocean?
– Long time no sea!

Crabs always add a pinch of salt to their meals!

What’s the difference between a cop and a hermit crab?
– A cop ejects shells much more often

Why do crabs never give waiters a tip?
– Because theyโ€™re shellfish!

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