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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2025

What did the cannibal crab have for its birthday?
– Crab cake.

How do crabs move from one person to the next?
– They use pubic transport

How does a crab feel when it eats too much?
– Clawful!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
– A Crab!

What do crabs do on their birthday?
– They shellabrate!

A crab walks into a bar…
– The Barman says “I can’t serve you mate, you’re already walking sideways”.

If the salmon come in on the salmon boat and the lobsters come in on the lobster boat, what boat do the crabs come in on?
– The captain’s dinghy

Where do crabs sleep?
– On the sea bed.

Where do crabs sleep?
– In water beds!

I used to look for shellfish at my local beach every day, until one day I pulled a mussel!

Did you hear about the crab that could paint?
– There was a crab that people taught how to paint. He eventually got better and started painting these Renaissance-like paintings

– His name was Leonardo Da-Pinchi

What do you call a crab that throws things?
– A lobster!

What do crabs need to stay healthy?
– Vitamin Sea!

What would a crab do with an iPhone?
– Take lots of shellfies!

How did the crabs respond when the chef told them they were being served for dinner?
– They were really steamed.

How do crabs get around on land?
– They use the sidewalk.

Why was the crustacean so unhappy?
– His mom was being really crabby.

Iโ€™m just crabbing!

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