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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2025

Whatโ€™s it called when a crab walks to its part-time job?
– A side hustle.

What do you call a crab thatโ€™s green and sings but likes to stay home?
– A Kermit crab.

Scientists found out that crabs hear through their legs.
– A scientist yelled at a crab and it ran away. Then he cut of its legs and yelled at it again. And suddenly the crab didn’t run away anymore.

What do you call the greatest crab artist that ever lived?
– Leonardo da Pinci.

What do you call a crab who is afraid of small spaces?
– Claw-strophobic!

Why did the crab cross the road?
– It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.

Knock Knock

– Whoโ€™s there?

– Crab

– Crab who?

– Crab me a snack please!

I think youโ€™re clawsome!

What did the wandering crab say when it finally made its way back to the ocean?
– Long time no sea!

Crabs always add a pinch of salt to their meals!

What’s the difference between a cop and a hermit crab?
– A cop ejects shells much more often

Why do crabs never give waiters a tip?
– Because theyโ€™re shellfish!

What is a crabs favourite fruit?
– Crab apples!

How do crabs leave the hospital?
– On crotches!

Where do crabs go when they need to catch public transport?
– The Bustacean.

what do you call a pit stop that sells crabs and pizza?
– a crust station

Did you hear about the crab that went to the gym?
– He pulled a mussel.

Please crab me a glass of water!

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