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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2025

Whatโ€™s it called when a crab walks to its part-time job?
– A side hustle.

What do you call a crab thatโ€™s green and sings but likes to stay home?
– A Kermit crab.

Scientists found out that crabs hear through their legs.
– A scientist yelled at a crab and it ran away. Then he cut of its legs and yelled at it again. And suddenly the crab didn’t run away anymore.

What do you call the greatest crab artist that ever lived?
– Leonardo da Pinci.

What do you call a crab who is afraid of small spaces?
– Claw-strophobic!

Why did the crab cross the road?
– It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.

Did you hear about the crab that went to the gym?
– He pulled a mussel.

Please crab me a glass of water!

You should never make friends with crabs because theyโ€™re all so crabby!

Was holding a crab when it started pinching me
– My mom told me to let it go. I replied โ€œno, this is the least abusive relationship Iโ€™ve ever been in.โ€

Did you hear about the crab that went to the gym?
– He pulled a mussel!

How to crabs call their friends?
– On a shell phone!

What lives in the ocean, is grumpy and hates its neighbours?
– A hermit crab!

What do crabs need to stay healthy?
– Vitamin Sea.

How do crabs run in Alabama?
– They run in family.

How do you know when a crab has had too much fizzy drink?
– It starts to walk in a straight line.

Letโ€™s all clam down shell we?!

Iโ€™d give you my best one liners here, but Iโ€™m too shellfish!

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