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Coworker jokes 👨‍💼👩‍💼 in 2025

“Why did the keyboard go to the bar? It needed a few shots to loosen up.”

“Why is the office cat the best worker? She’s great at catching mice.”

“Why did the project manager bring a stopwatch to work? He was pressed for time.”

“Why is office paper like a lazy employee? It’s always stationary.”

“How many employees does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s not in their job description.”

“Why did the IT guy bring a fishing rod to work? He was phishing for information.”

“Why did the auditor cross the road? To verify the chicken’s records.”

“Why did the salesman bring a bullhorn to work? He wanted to amplify his results.”

“Why did the manager bring a ladder to the meeting? He wanted to take things to the next level.”

“Why did the programmer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.”

“Why did the employee bring a cat to work? He thought it would be a purr-fect day.”

“Why did the HR manager bring a clock to the meeting? He wanted to face time.”

“Why did the executive bring a stethoscope to work? He was trying to hear the pulse of the company.”

“Why don’t computers make good coworkers? They have too many chips on their shoulders.”

“Why don’t accountants ever make good comedians? They get too caught up in the gross income.”

“Why did the team lead bring a baseball to work? He wanted to throw some curveballs.”

“Why don’t coworkers go fishing together? They keep dropping their lines.”

“Why did the supervisor bring a magnifying glass to work? He was looking for results.”

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