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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2025

How did the cowboy burn his chaps?
– From riding on the range.

Why can’t cowboys ever get the right answer in math class?
– Because they’re always rounding things up.

How do you refer to a cowboy who is suffering from gastric distress?
– You definitely call him Wyatt Burp!

As a cowboy, which is the first thing that a guy learns while filling up a canteen?
– The first rule that he knows is to go upstream from the herd!

I’m making a new cowboy film called “The Sun”:
– It’s set in the west!

What do cowboys call midnight?
– High moon.

What do you call a cowboy’s outfit?
– Ranch dressing.

Which is the only team that the cowboys support?
– The cowboys are all avid fans of the Spurs!

Where did the cowboy drive his cattle to?
– Moo York!

Where do cowboys cook their meals?
– On their range!

Who wears a cowboy hat, black leather jacket with studs, cowboy boots, a big silver belt buckle, and black lipstick?
– Goth Brooks.

Never buy a blanket from the Dallas Cowboys store.
– They won’t cover anyone.

While taking out his herd, where do the cowboy take his cattle?
– The cowboy rides them up to Moo York!

Why did the bow-legged cowboy lose his job?
– He couldn’t keep his calves together!

What does cowboys make when the sun comes up?
– Shadows.

What illness can cowboys catch from their horses?
– Bronc-itis.

How does a cowboy usually greet an equestrian?
– He simply takes off his hat and says, “Howdy Neigh-bor”.

Why was the cowboy sick when he rode a wild horse in the forest?
– Because he got affected with bronc-itis!

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