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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2025

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later, leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
– The horse’s name is Friday!

How did the cowboy react when he bought a new yo-yo?
– He simply said, “Well, this ain’t my first yo-yo”.

Why all of a sudden, did the cowboy start making a bed made only out of straw?
– Because he wanted to feed the night mares!

What do you call a cowboy who teaches acting and singing?
– A stage coach!

What did the cowboys think about the campfire?
– They gave it GLOWING reviews.

A cowboy is riding on his horse in a desert. Suddenly, he sees a man lying down with his ear to the ground.
– The man: “A carriage. Six horses. Three black, two brown, and one white.”
– The cowboy: “Wow! You can hear all of that?!”
– The man: “No, they just ran me over.”

What is the favorite type of car for all the cowboys?
– It most definitely is an Audi, partner!

Why did the cowboy ride on his horse?
– Because he was too heavy to carry!

Why do Cowboys ride their horses?
– They are way too heavy to carry!

Is a cowboy with his foot across the Canadian border in Canada?
– Just aboot.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
– Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

What does the cowboy say after he is given a boring job at the factory?
– After a long, tiring day, he says that his work is howdy pressing!

What do you call a really happy cowboy?
– A jolly rancher!

How did the cowboy get to the hockey game?
– On a Zam-pony

What’s a cowboy’s least favorite car?
– A cattle-lack.

Knock, knock!

– Who is it over there?

– Howey.

– Howey who?

– Howey pardner.

In what fashion does a cowboy arrive at a hockey game?
– He usually arrives in a zam-pony!

Why can’t cowboys ever get the right answer in math class?
– Because they’re always rounding things up!

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