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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2025

How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle?
– A tractor beam.

Tornado warning in Dallas? Head to the Cowboys’ stadium.
– There are never any touchdowns there.

What did the young director say about his new film?
– He enthusiastically said, “I’m directing a cowboy film named ‘Sun’. It is all to be set in the West”.

Why did everybody think the cowboy was so funny?
– Because he was always horsing around!

Where do cowboys go to think things over?
– The ponder-osa.

What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?
– “This ain’t my first rodeo.”

Knock, knock!

– Who is it over there?

– Handsome.

– Handsome who?

– Please would you Handsome chili over?

What is the secret to cowboys being extremely rich?
– I think the only reason is that their horse often gives them a few bucks every day!

A cowboy walks into an expensive car showroom and says,
– “Audi!”

Why are cowboy hats curled up on the side?
– So they can fit three in the pickup.

Why was the cowboy sad?
– He couldn’t giddy-up.

While meeting others, how does a German cowboy greet them?
– He greets them by saying, Audi!

How did the cowboy know his cattle were following him without even looking?
– He herd them!

What did the Cowboy say to the pencil?
– Draw! Partner!

What do cowboys tell their cows after an argument?
– “Turn the udder cheek and moooove on!”

What is the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?
– The baby will stop whining after a while.

What would you call a cowboy who has just retired?
– You say that he has been de-ranged!

What do cowboys put on their salads?
– Ranch dressing!

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