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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2025

Why was the cowboy sick when he rode a wild horse in the forest?
– Because he got affected with bronc-itis!

A three-legged dog walked into the saloon and said,
– “I’m alookin’ fer the man what shot my paw!”

Did you hear about the cowboy who died with his boots on?
– He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to change a tire?
– One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up.

What does a cowboy do when he laughs his heart out?
– He doesn’t roll down in laughter, but he tumbles in it!

How do cowboys keep their cattle keep quiet?
– Press the moooote button!

What zen life lesson do cowboys teach their cows?
– Try to turn the udder cheek and moooove on.

What do ghost cowboys wear?
– BOO-ts!

What kind of philosophy lessons do all the cowboys teach their cows?
– They teach that when one attacks them, they will have to either move their udder cheeks or they’ll get a moooo-ve on!

Where do cowboys cook their beans?
– On the range!

How do cowboys keep their cattle calm?
– Play them relaxing moooosic.

What do you call a retired old cowboy?
– De-ranged.

What kind of attire do the ghosts of cowboys wear?
– They only wear booooo-ts!

What is the only place where all cowboys go when they go on thinking over things?
– They usually go to Ponder-osa!

Did you hear about the cowboy who died with his boots on
– he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What does a teenage cowboy say when he throws somebody out of the saloon?
– “Yeet haw!”

Did you hear the Cowboys had a touchdown in Philadelphia yesterday?
– It was at the airport!

What did the cowboy do when he counted his cows and found there were 97 of them instead of 100?
– He simply rounded them!

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