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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2025

How did a cowboy get to know whether his cattle are properly following him or not without turning his head back?
– It is simple as he always herd them behind him!

Which Hollywood cowboy is always broke?
– Skint Eastwood!

Which side of a cowboy has scruffy hair?
– The outside.

I’m making a new cowboy film called The Sun.
– It’s set in the west!

A cowboy rides into town wearing a paper suit and paper hat.
– He wasn’t in town five minutes before he was arrested for rustling.

What did the cowboy say when his wife threatened to leave him?
– He said, “It’s just like Sparks says, ‘This town ain’t big enough for both of us'”.

What do cowboys tell their cows after an argument?
– Turn the udder cheek and moooove on!

How did the cowboy become so rich?
– His horse gave him a couple of bucks every day.

How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle?
– A tractor beam.

Tornado warning in Dallas? Head to the Cowboys’ stadium.
– There are never any touchdowns there.

What did the young director say about his new film?
– He enthusiastically said, “I’m directing a cowboy film named ‘Sun’. It is all to be set in the West”.

Why did everybody think the cowboy was so funny?
– Because he was always horsing around!

Where do cowboys go to think things over?
– The ponder-osa.

What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?
– “This ain’t my first rodeo.”

Knock, knock!

– Who is it over there?

– Handsome.

– Handsome who?

– Please would you Handsome chili over?

What is the secret to cowboys being extremely rich?
– I think the only reason is that their horse often gives them a few bucks every day!

A cowboy walks into an expensive car showroom and says,
– “Audi!”

Why are cowboy hats curled up on the side?
– So they can fit three in the pickup.

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