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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2024

Is a cowboy with his foot across the Canadian border in Canada?
– Just aboot.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
– Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

What does the cowboy say after he is given a boring job at the factory?
– After a long, tiring day, he says that his work is howdy pressing!

What do you call a really happy cowboy?
– A jolly rancher!

How did the cowboy get to the hockey game?
– On a Zam-pony

What’s a cowboy’s least favorite car?
– A cattle-lack.

Knock, knock!

– Who is it over there?

– Howey.

– Howey who?

– Howey pardner.

In what fashion does a cowboy arrive at a hockey game?
– He usually arrives in a zam-pony!

Why can’t cowboys ever get the right answer in math class?
– Because they’re always rounding things up!

What do cowboys put on their pancakes?
– Log Cabin syrup

What do you call a cowboy who works in finance?
– The loan arranger.

What do you say when you see a cowboy who has placed his foot across the border of Canada?
– You say his leg is in Canada, just aboot!

Why do cowboys always ride horses?
– Because they’re far too heavy to carry!

What did the cowboy say to his friend when his beloved dog left him?
– The first cowboy said, “It’s very unfortunate partner, but my doggone”.

What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
– Tyrannosaurus Tex!

What’s the first cowboy rule of filling up a canteen?
– Always go upstream from the herd.

Three cowboys are riding in a truck, all dressed head-to-toe identically. Who is the smartest?
– The one in the middle because he doesn’t have to drive or open the gate.

Why did the police arrest the cowboy for rustling?
– The police arrested him because the cowboy secretly took the cattle of his neighbors!

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