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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2024

What do ghost cowboys wear?
– BOO-ts!

What kind of philosophy lessons do all the cowboys teach their cows?
– They teach that when one attacks them, they will have to either move their udder cheeks or they’ll get a moooo-ve on!

Where do cowboys cook their beans?
– On the range!

How do cowboys keep their cattle calm?
– Play them relaxing moooosic.

What do you call a retired old cowboy?
– De-ranged.

What kind of attire do the ghosts of cowboys wear?
– They only wear booooo-ts!

What is the only place where all cowboys go when they go on thinking over things?
– They usually go to Ponder-osa!

Did you hear about the cowboy who died with his boots on
– he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What does a teenage cowboy say when he throws somebody out of the saloon?
– “Yeet haw!”

Did you hear the Cowboys had a touchdown in Philadelphia yesterday?
– It was at the airport!

What did the cowboy do when he counted his cows and found there were 97 of them instead of 100?
– He simply rounded them!

Where do cowboys take their herd for lunch?
– To the calf-eteria!

Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
– He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy want to buy a dachshund?
– To git along little doggie.

Knock, knock!

– Who is it over there?

– Hans.

– Hans who?

– Take your Hans off my gold.

What did the cowboy do when all the cows started irritating him?
– He simply pressed the Moore button on them!

What did the cowboy say to the old man when he accused him of trumping?
– Darn Tootin’!

What lesson did the cowboy teach all of his children?
– Never squat with your spurs on.

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