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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2025

What time is it when a cow sits on your cowboy hat?
– Time to get a new cowboy hat!

My vacuum broke, so I put a Dallas Cowboys sticker on it.
– It sucks again.

What did Kenny Rogers do after his favorite cowboy boots snapped into two pieces?
– In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song ‘You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel’.

How do cowboys keep their cattle relaxed?
– By playing them some calming moooosic!

How do German cowboys greet each other?
– “Audi, partner!”

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
– Hopalong Cassidy.

What did the young cowboy say when his dog went missing?
– Doggone!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
– Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?
– Put up goal posts.

What does a teenage cowboy say when he throws somebody out of the saloon?
– “Yeet haw!”

Did you hear the Cowboys had a touchdown in Philadelphia yesterday?
– It was at the airport!

What did the cowboy do when he counted his cows and found there were 97 of them instead of 100?
– He simply rounded them!

Where do cowboys take their herd for lunch?
– To the calf-eteria!

Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
– He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy want to buy a dachshund?
– To git along little doggie.

Knock, knock!

– Who is it over there?

– Hans.

– Hans who?

– Take your Hans off my gold.

What did the cowboy do when all the cows started irritating him?
– He simply pressed the Moore button on them!

What did the cowboy say to the old man when he accused him of trumping?
– Darn Tootin’!

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