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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2025

What time is it when a cow sits on your cowboy hat?
– Time to get a new cowboy hat!

My vacuum broke, so I put a Dallas Cowboys sticker on it.
– It sucks again.

What did Kenny Rogers do after his favorite cowboy boots snapped into two pieces?
– In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song ‘You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel’.

How do German cowboys greet each other?
– “Audi, partner!”

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
– Hopalong Cassidy.

What did the young cowboy say when his dog went missing?
– Doggone!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
– Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?
– Put up goal posts.

How do cowboys keep their cattle relaxed?
– By playing them some calming moooosic!

What do you call a cowboy who works in finance?
– The loan arranger.

What do you say when you see a cowboy who has placed his foot across the border of Canada?
– You say his leg is in Canada, just aboot!

Why do cowboys always ride horses?
– Because they’re far too heavy to carry!

What did the cowboy say to his friend when his beloved dog left him?
– The first cowboy said, “It’s very unfortunate partner, but my doggone”.

What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
– Tyrannosaurus Tex!

What’s the first cowboy rule of filling up a canteen?
– Always go upstream from the herd.

Three cowboys are riding in a truck, all dressed head-to-toe identically. Who is the smartest?
– The one in the middle because he doesn’t have to drive or open the gate.

Why did the police arrest the cowboy for rustling?
– The police arrested him because the cowboy secretly took the cattle of his neighbors!

How did a cowboy get to know whether his cattle are properly following him or not without turning his head back?
– It is simple as he always herd them behind him!

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