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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2025

What did Kenny Rogers do after his favorite cowboy boots snapped into two pieces?
– In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song ‘You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel’.

What time is it when a cow sits on your cowboy hat?
– Time to get a new cowboy hat!

My vacuum broke, so I put a Dallas Cowboys sticker on it.
– It sucks again.

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
– Hopalong Cassidy.

What did the young cowboy say when his dog went missing?
– Doggone!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
– Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?
– Put up goal posts.

How do cowboys keep their cattle relaxed?
– By playing them some calming moooosic!

How do German cowboys greet each other?
– “Audi, partner!”

Three cowboys are riding in a truck, all dressed head-to-toe identically. Who is the smartest?
– The one in the middle because he doesn’t have to drive or open the gate.

Why did the police arrest the cowboy for rustling?
– The police arrested him because the cowboy secretly took the cattle of his neighbors!

How did a cowboy get to know whether his cattle are properly following him or not without turning his head back?
– It is simple as he always herd them behind him!

Which Hollywood cowboy is always broke?
– Skint Eastwood!

Which side of a cowboy has scruffy hair?
– The outside.

I’m making a new cowboy film called The Sun.
– It’s set in the west!

A cowboy rides into town wearing a paper suit and paper hat.
– He wasn’t in town five minutes before he was arrested for rustling.

What did the cowboy say when his wife threatened to leave him?
– He said, “It’s just like Sparks says, ‘This town ain’t big enough for both of us'”.

What do cowboys tell their cows after an argument?
– Turn the udder cheek and moooove on!

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