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Cowboy jokes 🤠 in 2025

What did Kenny Rogers do after his favorite cowboy boots snapped into two pieces?
– In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song ‘You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel’.

What time is it when a cow sits on your cowboy hat?
– Time to get a new cowboy hat!

My vacuum broke, so I put a Dallas Cowboys sticker on it.
– It sucks again.

How do cowboys keep their cattle relaxed?
– By playing them some calming moooosic!

How do German cowboys greet each other?
– “Audi, partner!”

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
– Hopalong Cassidy.

What did the young cowboy say when his dog went missing?
– Doggone!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
– Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?
– Put up goal posts.

What do cowboys call midnight?
– High moon.

What do you call a cowboy’s outfit?
– Ranch dressing.

Which is the only team that the cowboys support?
– The cowboys are all avid fans of the Spurs!

Where did the cowboy drive his cattle to?
– Moo York!

Where do cowboys cook their meals?
– On their range!

Who wears a cowboy hat, black leather jacket with studs, cowboy boots, a big silver belt buckle, and black lipstick?
– Goth Brooks.

Never buy a blanket from the Dallas Cowboys store.
– They won’t cover anyone.

While taking out his herd, where do the cowboy take his cattle?
– The cowboy rides them up to Moo York!

Why did the bow-legged cowboy lose his job?
– He couldn’t keep his calves together!

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