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Cow jokes 🐄 in 2025

Where will you find the most cows?
-Moo York.

What do you get when you cross a cow and a rooster?
– Roost beef.

What did the cow and bull do for their first date?
– Dinner and a moovie.

If a cow is cold, you get a milkshake. But what do you get when the cow is even colder?
– If a cow is cold, you get a milkshake. But what do you get when the cow is even colder?

What did the Auntie cow say to her niece?
– “You’re so udderly cute!”

What does a cow watch?
-MooTube.

Why was the cow sad?
-She was moo-dy.

How do farmers count their cows?
-They use a cowculator.

What is the canine equivalent of veal?
-Puppy chow.

What do cows play at concerts?
-Moo-sic!

What do you call a sleeping cow?
– A bull dozer.

What did the bull say to his son when he was going off to school?
– Bonnie and Clydesdale.

I saw a cow spontaneously catch on fire the other day
-Guess you could call it a rare experience.

What do you call two ducks and a cow?
-Quackers and milk.

What do you call a feminine cow?
– A dairy queen.

What did the coach say to the cows?
– “Now get out there and give me 2%!”

What do you call cattle that tell jokes?
– Laughing stock.

What do you call an evil baby cow?
– A veal-lin.

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