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Cow jokes 🐄 in 2025

What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk?
– A milk dud.

What happens when you talk to a cow?
-It goes in one ear and out the udder!

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
-De-calf-inated.

Why did the cow go to the spa?
– She really needed some re-hoove-ination!

What’s a cow’s favorite newspaper?
-The Daily Moos.

What did the cow say to the cheese?
-“I am your father.”

I have a decent joke about a cow, but it’s pretty offensive, so I’ll probably need to take it down
-Remooooooved.

What do you get when a cow jumps on a trampoline?
-Milkshake.

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them?
– In case they bypassed the milky way!

You know what they say about cows…
– …they’re outstanding in their field.

What would you hear at a cow concert?
-Moo-sic!

Why did the cow cross the road?
-To get to the udder side!

What does the farmer say to the cows at night?
– It’s pasture bedtime.

What do you get when you cross a cow and a dog?
– Hound beef.

What do you call a cow that’s laying down?
-Ground beef.

What are cow knees called?
– Burger joints.

What do you call it when one cow spies on another cow?
– A steak out.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?
– Beef jerky.

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