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Cow jokes 🐄 in 2025

What did the cow say to all her friends?
-“I am legen-dairy.”

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana.
– The steaks have never been so high!

What did the secret agent cow say to the other?
– Are you udder cover?

What do cows eat for breakfast?
-Moosli.

What do you call a cow that can part water?
-Moo-ses.

Where will you find the most cows?
-Moo York.

What do you get when you cross a cow and a rooster?
– Roost beef.

What did the cow and bull do for their first date?
– Dinner and a moovie.

If a cow is cold, you get a milkshake. But what do you get when the cow is even colder?
– If a cow is cold, you get a milkshake. But what do you get when the cow is even colder?

What did the Auntie cow say to her niece?
– “You’re so udderly cute!”

What does a cow watch?
-MooTube.

Why was the cow sad?
-She was moo-dy.

How do farmers count their cows?
-They use a cowculator.

What is the canine equivalent of veal?
-Puppy chow.

What do cows play at concerts?
-Moo-sic!

What do you call a sleeping cow?
– A bull dozer.

What did the bull say to his son when he was going off to school?
– Bonnie and Clydesdale.

I saw a cow spontaneously catch on fire the other day
-Guess you could call it a rare experience.

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