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Cow jokes 🐄 in 2025

How does a cow become invisible?
-How does a cow become invisible?

How do you get a cow to keep quiet?
-Press the moooote button.

Why don’t cows have any money?
-How did the farmer find his lost cow? dry.

What do you get when you pamper a cow?
-Spoiled milk.

How did the cow know he was noble?
-He was a Sir Loin.

What do you call a strong cow?
-Beefy.

My butcher gave me beef from a female cow.
-I said, “I believe this is a Miss Steak.”

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who?
– Cow-a-bunga dude!

What did the cow say to its therapist?
– “I feel seen but not herd.”

What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
– Blue cheese.

What do you call a cow that drinks too much coffee?
-Over-calfinated.

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
-A milkshake!

How did the farmer find his lost cow?
– He tractor down.

What do cows read in the morning?
-The moos-paper.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
-Because the farmer’s hands were cold.

Why did the two cows hate each other?
– They had beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?
-Lean beef.

Know knock. Who’s there. Moo. Moo who?
– Make up your mind: Are you a cow or an owl?

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