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Cow jokes 🐄 in 2025

How does a cow become invisible?
-How does a cow become invisible?

Why do cows go to New York?
-To see the moosicals.

Where do cows go on holiday?
-TMoo Zealand.

What do you call a magic cow?
– Moo-dini.

Why was the cow afraid?
– He was a cow-herd.

What time is it when a cow sits on your hat?
– Time to get a new hat!

What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat?
-A coat.

Knock knock. Who’s There? Cow go. Cows go who?
-No, silly cows go moo.

What does a farmer talk about when she’s milking a cow?
– Udder nonsense.

Where do cows get all their medicine?
– The farmacy.

What did one dairy cow say to the other?
-Got milk?

How did the cow get to Mars?
– It flew through udder space.

How do cows laugh?
– How do cows laugh?

What do you call a cow with full armor?
-Sir loin.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
-Because they lactose.

Animal News Network had to fire its bovine news anchorman
-Because it was unrelia-bull.

What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
-An udder failure.

Knock knock. Who’s there? A cow with no lips. A cow with no lips who?
-A cow with no lips said ooo ooo.

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