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Country jokes 🐄🌾🚜 in 2025

A Soviet officer and an American officer are talking over coffee at the end of World War II to celebrate their collaboration in the defeat of the Nazis.
– They start to banter and brag with each other.

The American says to the Soviet, “you know, in my country we have total freedom, I could stand in front of the White House and shout “I hate America!” and nothing would happen to me.”

The Soviet officer looks at him and replies, “yes, in the Soviet Union we also have such freedom, I too could stand in front of the Kremlin and shout “I hate America!” and nothing would happen to me either…”

What do a beach and an American beer have in common?
– They’re both close to water!

A man heard about a young adult novel where Schrodinger’s Cat and Pavlov’s – Dog team up for a cross-country adventure.
He goes down to the library to see if they have a copy for his daughter.

The librarian says it rings a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not

What did the Minnesota Timberwolves fan do after his team won the NBA Championship?
– He turned off his Playstation.

Why did the hipster become a fan of Field Hockey?
– Because it was Ice Hockey before it got cool!

What did the cowboy choose as his Twitch Username?
– Jolly Rancher.

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