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Country jokes 🐄🌾🚜 in 2025

I know why this entire country has gotten so cold.
– It’s because Trump stopped blowing hot air that kept all of us warm.

The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country
– I think they are in de Nile

Why are the unusually cheerful people of Colorado in their strides?
– Because Colorado Springs.

What is the best part of being in the center of Texas?
– Whichever direction you go, you’re leaving Texas.

Why are national anthems so grounded and seem ancient?
– Well, they are basically just Country music!

How many Yankees fans does it take to fix a lightbulb?
– None. They’d rather stay in the dark and talk about how good the old one was.

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