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Country jokes 🐄🌾🚜 in 2025

In the city, you ignore sirens and listen for gunshots. In the country, you ignore gunshots and listen for sirens.
– In Detroit, you ignore both.

If a sheep is in control of a country, it will be called
– A dictatorsheep

Where did the angels go to get god’s approval?
– Los Angeles.

How do you know someone is from Texas?
– They will let you know.

Why aren’t tubas used in Country music?
– Because they’re made of heavy metal.

How many northerners does it take to change a lightbulb?
– Hella.

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