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Country jokes 🐄🌾🚜 in 2025

What do you call it when a southerner commits treachery?
– Betra-y’all.

A man was rravelling along a country road in his car, when a strange thing passed and overtook him.
– Not wanting to be outdone, the man speeds up his car, but is unable to catch up to the thing. Just before reaching a side road, he sees the thing dissappear into some bushes at the side of the road.

The man turns off at the parallel road and stops at a farmhouse there. He gets out and rings the doorbell. The door is opened by a farmer.

Good Evening sir, I saw a strange object go in your fields. Do you have any idea what is it?

The farmer replies – Oh yes, that must be one of my three legged chickens. I have been breeding them specially.

The man is surprised and asks – Three legged chickens? Why would you want chickens with three legs?

So that when I catch one, there would be one leg for the wife, one for the son and the remaining one for me.

The man nodded, saying – I see. What do they taste like?

The farmer shrugged his shoulders saying – Don’t know. I haven’t been able to catch one yet.

What’s different when you compare the Memphis Grizzlies with a dollar bill?
– The dollar bill is good for four quarters.

Which fast-food chain is most likely to win an NBA Championship?
– Dunkin’ Donuts.

“Continent music,” I replied.

What did Tennessee see that left it speechless?
– The same thing Arkansas.

Why are there no Xbox or PCs in Pennsylvania?
– Because it’s always Sony in Philadelphia.

George W. Bush couldn’t decide what country to invade next…
– He says, “It seems we’re stuck between Iraq and a hard place..”

I asked a north korean what he had to say about the country
– he said he can’t complain

I know why this entire country has gotten so cold.
– It’s because Trump stopped blowing hot air that kept all of us warm.

The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country
– I think they are in de Nile

Why are the unusually cheerful people of Colorado in their strides?
– Because Colorado Springs.

What is the best part of being in the center of Texas?
– Whichever direction you go, you’re leaving Texas.

Why are national anthems so grounded and seem ancient?
– Well, they are basically just Country music!

How many Yankees fans does it take to fix a lightbulb?
– None. They’d rather stay in the dark and talk about how good the old one was.

Where did the vampire get school supplies for his son?
– Pennsylvania.

An American and a Soviet Russian were discussing the benefits of each country.
– The American says “I like America because if I don’t like the way things are going, I can walk into the White House, go up to the president’s desk, and say ‘Mr. President, I don’t like the way you’re running this country’
The Russian says “It’s the same in the USSR! If I don’t like the way things are going, I can go to the Kremlin Presidium, walk right up to the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet, and say ‘Members of the Presidium, I do not like the way that the American president is running his country'”

In Gulag
– Inmates discussing what they were sent to Gulag for.

“I was always 5 minutes late, so they sent me here for sabotage. You?”

“I was always 5 minutes early, so they sent me here for espionage. How about you, comrade?”

“I was always on time, so they sent me here for harming Soviet economy by buying watch in capitalist country”

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