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Country jokes 🐄🌾🚜 in 2025

Why is Texas, also known as the Lone Star State?
– Because that was the highest rating, it could get away with.

What do you get when you play Country music backwards?
– Your entire life back.

Why was there a long line at the southern restaurant?
– Because an offer was going on for the Barbequeue.

Why are there hardly any knock knock jokes about America?
– Because freedom rings!

A farmer had his farm on the Finnish/Russian border and the government asked him what country he wanted his farm to be in since it couldn’t be in both. And he said Finland and the government asked him why.
– And he said “because I can’t stand the russian winters”.

The U.K. government have predicted that Scotland could become a “third world country” if they gain independence.
– I don’t know if things will improve to that extent but fingers crossed for them

A man visits a friend in a middle eastern country again after 10 years…
– Back when he visited 10 years ago, the women were expected to walk 10 steps behind their husbands, and as everything else would certainly not be customary, they obliged.

Now that the man has returned 10 years later, he observes the women all walk 10 steps in front of their husbands.

The man, being a strong believer in equality, asks his old friend Abdul:

“Abdul, it brings tears of joy to my heart that many things have apparently changed for the better! How come your culture has become so progressive in only 10 years?

To which Abdul smiles, gently puts his hand on the shoulder of the man in a gesture of deep friendship and says:

“The mines, habibi, the mines.”

I don’t like country music …
– but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do.

And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.

-Bob Newhart

What did Newark name their miniature replica of the tallest mountain in the world that stood beside their airport?
– Mount EWREST.

Why is the President’s office an oval?
– Because someone has been cutting corners.

Why didn’t the southerner couple let their children listen to Jazz music?
– Because of all the sax and violins!

What were the famous last words of the redneck stuntman?
– “Hold my beer and watch it!”

Do you know in which country scientists have successfully crossed an otter and a human?
– The otterman empire

How do Soviets invade a country?
– They Russian.

[Original] Which country has the 2nd fastest growing capital?
Ireland, it’s Dublin and Dublin every year. But which country has the fastest growing capital?
– Libya, it’s Tripoli every year.

Why were the people at the bar confused by the Spanish southerner?
– Because he kept talking in Espan-y’all.

Putin, Zelensky and Biden are on board a plane.
– Suddenly, the plane is losing altitude and they are about to crash. On board there are only two parachutes.

Immediately, Putin snatches a parachute and jumps out to save himself.

Biden takes the remaining parachute and gives it to Zelensky: “Save yourself, my friend. I am much older than you. Plus, in this difficult time your country needs you more than my country needs me. You deserve to live more than me.”

Zelensky feels convinced, so grudgingly accepts to take the parachute, gives one last hug to Biden and jumps out of the plane.

Then the plane regains altitude and Biden safely lands in Washington, because it turns out what was downing the plane in the first place was the weight of Zelensky’s massive balls.

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