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Country jokes 🐄🌾🚜 in 2025

Why did the Arizonian comedian who was stranded in the rainforest lose his sense of humor?
– Because it wasn’t dry enough.

65. What did Keith Urban name his below par Country music band? Sub-urban.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?
– A USB.

What fruit do Californians hate?
– STRAWberry.

What do you call a country that is entirely made out of coal?
– A carbonation!

What is the difference between the USA and the UK?
– One word.

An american comes back to the old country and is trying to explain his childhood friend what america is all about. “I jump in my truck in the morning and drive all day, and by night I still have not reached the other side of my farm”
– “I know, I got a car just like that”

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?
– Because their capital is always Dublin.

Why is the cellphone network so good in Wisconsin?
– Because even the smallest towns there have at least four bars.

Why is Texas, also known as the Lone Star State?
– Because that was the highest rating, it could get away with.

What do you get when you play Country music backwards?
– Your entire life back.

Why was there a long line at the southern restaurant?
– Because an offer was going on for the Barbequeue.

Why are there hardly any knock knock jokes about America?
– Because freedom rings!

A farmer had his farm on the Finnish/Russian border and the government asked him what country he wanted his farm to be in since it couldn’t be in both. And he said Finland and the government asked him why.
– And he said “because I can’t stand the russian winters”.

The U.K. government have predicted that Scotland could become a “third world country” if they gain independence.
– I don’t know if things will improve to that extent but fingers crossed for them

A man visits a friend in a middle eastern country again after 10 years…
– Back when he visited 10 years ago, the women were expected to walk 10 steps behind their husbands, and as everything else would certainly not be customary, they obliged.

Now that the man has returned 10 years later, he observes the women all walk 10 steps in front of their husbands.

The man, being a strong believer in equality, asks his old friend Abdul:

“Abdul, it brings tears of joy to my heart that many things have apparently changed for the better! How come your culture has become so progressive in only 10 years?

To which Abdul smiles, gently puts his hand on the shoulder of the man in a gesture of deep friendship and says:

“The mines, habibi, the mines.”

I don’t like country music …
– but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do.

And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.

-Bob Newhart

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