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Cougar jokes 🐆👵 in 2024

Why did the cougar break up with her young boyfriend? She realized he was still in college.

What’s a cougar’s favorite holiday? Halloween, because she can dress up as a kitten.

What do you call a cougar who’s always wearing yoga pants? A flex-appeal lady.

Why did the cougar cross the road? To get to the young side.

What’s a cougar’s favorite book? The Catcher in the Rye.

What do you call a cougar who’s always flirting with younger men? A paw-some lady.

Why did the cougar start dating a doctor? Because she wanted to be young and healthy forever.

How does a cougar like her coffee? With a young spoon.

Why did the cougar join a dating site? To find a younger man who knows how to swipe right.

Why did the cougar get a tattoo of a young man’s name on her arm? So she can remember his name.

What do you call a cougar who’s always on the prowl? A feline fixer.

Why did the cougar go to the club with a ladder? To get to the rooftop bar.

What do you call a cougar who only dates men half her age? A 50% off sale.

Why do cougars always have a fresh manicure? So they can look their best while they’re digging their claws into younger men.

What’s a cougar’s favorite clothing store? Forever 21.

Why did the cougar go to the library? To find a book on how to attract younger men.

What’s a cougar’s favorite place to go on vacation? Cougar Town.

How does a cougar stay looking young? By dating younger men.

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