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Cougar jokes 🐆👵 in 2025

What’s a cougar’s favorite clothing store? Forever 21.

Why did the cougar go to the library? To find a book on how to attract younger men.

What’s a cougar’s favorite place to go on vacation? Cougar Town.

How does a cougar stay looking young? By dating younger men.

What’s a cougar’s favorite kind of music? Boy band.

What did the cougar say to the young man at the bar? Are you a cat person? Because I can be your purrfect match.

Why do cougars always have a great sense of humor? They’ve had years of practice.

Why do cougars always carry a spare set of dentures? Just in case they get lucky.

Why did the cougar start dating a fireman? Because she wanted someone to put out her fire.

What do you call a cougar with a high sex drive? An over-cougar.

What do you call a cougar with a PhD? Dr. Pounce.

What do you call a cougar who’s always taking selfies? A snap-happy lady.

What do you call a group of cougars on the prowl? A pack of predators.

Why did the cougar go to the zoo? To see the young cubs.

Why do cougars always have a full makeup kit with them? So they can touch up their spots.

Why did the cougar break up with her young boyfriend? She realized he was still in high school.

What’s a cougar’s favorite pickup line? Hey, do you have any homework I can help you with?

Why did the cougar join the gym? To stay fit for her prey.

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