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Cougar jokes 🐆👵 in 2025

What do you call a cougar who’s always on the prowl? A feline fixer.

Why did the cougar go to the club with a ladder? To get to the rooftop bar.

What do you call a cougar who only dates men half her age? A 50% off sale.

Why do cougars always have a fresh manicure? So they can look their best while they’re digging their claws into younger men.

What’s a cougar’s favorite clothing store? Forever 21.

Why did the cougar go to the library? To find a book on how to attract younger men.

What’s a cougar’s favorite place to go on vacation? Cougar Town.

How does a cougar stay looking young? By dating younger men.

What’s a cougar’s favorite kind of music? Boy band.

What did the cougar say to the young man at the bar? Are you a cat person? Because I can be your purrfect match.

Why do cougars always have a great sense of humor? They’ve had years of practice.

Why do cougars always carry a spare set of dentures? Just in case they get lucky.

Why did the cougar start dating a fireman? Because she wanted someone to put out her fire.

What do you call a cougar with a high sex drive? An over-cougar.

What do you call a cougar with a PhD? Dr. Pounce.

What do you call a cougar who’s always taking selfies? A snap-happy lady.

What do you call a group of cougars on the prowl? A pack of predators.

Why did the cougar go to the zoo? To see the young cubs.

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