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Couch jokes ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ in 2024

What’s a couch’s favorite food? Anything, as long as it’s not dropped in the cushions!

How does a couch like to celebrate its birthday? By having a sit-down dinner!

Why was the couch a great party host? It could seat everyone comfortably!

Why was the couch a terrible singer? It was always getting sat on!

What’s a couch’s favorite time of day? Prime time, because it’s always in front of the TV!

Why did the couch refuse to go camping? It couldn’t handle the roughing it!

What did the couch say to the rug? “I’ve got your back!”

What’s a couch’s favorite type of dog? A lap dog, they’re the perfect size!

Why don’t couches go on diets? They’re afraid of losing their cushion!

How does a couch start its day? With a good stretch of its springs!

How does a couch throw a party? It invites all the seatings!

What’s a couch’s favorite school subject? History, it’s been through a lot of it!

Why was the couch a terrible artist? It was always getting sat on!

Why did the couch refuse to enter the race? It was afraid of getting the run-around!

What’s a couch’s worst fear? Being put out on the curb!

Why did the couch go to the beach? It needed some fresh air!

Why did the couch get a job? It wanted to be more than a piece of furniture!

Why was the couch a terrible tennis player? It was always getting served!

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