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Couch jokes ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ in 2025

Why do couches make terrible detectives? They let everyone sit on them!

Why was the couch a great conversationalist? Everyone felt comfortable talking to it!

What’s a couch’s favorite type of workout? Squats, for the upholstery!

What did the couch say to the armchair? “Let’s stick together!”

Why do couches hate spring cleaning? They get vacuumed too much!

Why did the couch join the choir? It had a deep, comforting voice!

What’s a couch’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because they’re all about springs!

Why are couches bad at math? They always count on people!

Why did the couch go to college? To get a degree in sofa-stication!

Why did the couch go to the dentist? It had too much candy stuck in its cushions!

What’s a couch’s favorite food? Anything, as long as it’s not dropped in the cushions!

How does a couch like to celebrate its birthday? By having a sit-down dinner!

Why was the couch a great party host? It could seat everyone comfortably!

Why was the couch a terrible singer? It was always getting sat on!

What’s a couch’s favorite time of day? Prime time, because it’s always in front of the TV!

Why did the couch refuse to go camping? It couldn’t handle the roughing it!

What did the couch say to the rug? “I’ve got your back!”

What’s a couch’s favorite type of dog? A lap dog, they’re the perfect size!

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