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Couch jokes ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ in 2025

Why don’t couches go on diets? They’re afraid of losing their cushion!

How does a couch start its day? With a good stretch of its springs!

How does a couch throw a party? It invites all the seatings!

What’s a couch’s favorite school subject? History, it’s been through a lot of it!

Why was the couch a terrible artist? It was always getting sat on!

Why did the couch refuse to enter the race? It was afraid of getting the run-around!

What’s a couch’s worst fear? Being put out on the curb!

Why did the couch go to the beach? It needed some fresh air!

Why did the couch get a job? It wanted to be more than a piece of furniture!

Why was the couch a terrible tennis player? It was always getting served!

Why did the couch go to the gym? It wanted to tone its cushions!

Why did the couch go to the spa? It needed a deep clean!

Why did the couch sign up for therapy? It had too many sit-down sessions!

Why did the couch join the orchestra? It was great at playing the low notes!

What’s a couch’s favorite sport? Football, they see a lot of it on Sundays!

What’s a couch’s favorite style of dance? The twist, because it loves a good turn!

How does a couch spend its weekends? Watching TV shows!

What’s a couch’s favorite type of joke? Sit-down comedies!

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