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Couch jokes ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ in 2025

Why was the couch a good comedian? It always left people in stitches!

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Whatโ€™s a couchโ€™s favorite joke? โ€œWhy donโ€™t we cushion the blow?โ€

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Why did the couch cross the road? To prove it wasnโ€™t just a sit-around!

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Why did the couch refuse to play poker? It was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand-rest!

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Why are couches terrible at hide and seek? Theyโ€™re always in the living room!

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What did the couch say to the chair? โ€œQuit being so upright and relax!โ€

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Why did the couch start a book club? It was always reading over peopleโ€™s shoulders!

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Whatโ€™s a couchโ€™s favorite holiday? Labor Day, because everyone lounges around!

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Why was the couch a bad magician? It always revealed its tricks!

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Whatโ€™s a couchโ€™s favorite pastime? Being the center of comfort in the house!

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Why are couches terrible chefs? They always leave crumbs in the cushions!

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Why was the couch always stressed? It was always under pressure!

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Why are couches bad dancers? They have two left feetโ€ฆrests!

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Whatโ€™s a couchโ€™s favorite type of cookie? Soft-baked, like its cushions!

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Why did the couch get a sun tan? It was tired of being pale!

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Whatโ€™s a couchโ€™s favorite movie? โ€œSit and Deliverโ€

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Whatโ€™s a couchโ€™s favorite board game? Musical chairs!

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How does a couch stay in shape? By getting daily sit-ups!

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