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Couch jokes ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ in 2025

What’s a couch’s worst fear? Being put out on the curb!

Why did the couch go to the beach? It needed some fresh air!

Why did the couch get a job? It wanted to be more than a piece of furniture!

Why was the couch a terrible tennis player? It was always getting served!

Why did the couch go to the gym? It wanted to tone its cushions!

Why did the couch go to the spa? It needed a deep clean!

Why did the couch sign up for therapy? It had too many sit-down sessions!

Why did the couch join the orchestra? It was great at playing the low notes!

What’s a couch’s favorite sport? Football, they see a lot of it on Sundays!

What’s a couch’s favorite style of dance? The twist, because it loves a good turn!

How does a couch spend its weekends? Watching TV shows!

What’s a couch’s favorite type of joke? Sit-down comedies!

Why was the couch a good comedian? It always left people in stitches!

What’s a couch’s favorite joke? “Why don’t we cushion the blow?”

Why did the couch cross the road? To prove it wasn’t just a sit-around!

Why did the couch refuse to play poker? It was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand-rest!

Why are couches terrible at hide and seek? They’re always in the living room!

What did the couch say to the chair? “Quit being so upright and relax!”

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