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Cosmic jokes ๐ŸŒŒ in 2025

What’s a lightyear? The same as a regular year, but with less calories!

Why did the astronaut bring paint to space? He wanted to do some galaxy painting!

Why did Mars give Venus a ring? It had a crush on her!

What’s a galaxy’s favorite type of candy? Mars-mallows!

Why are there no parties in space? Because you can’t have a blast!

Why was the star always late? It had too many space jams!

Why don’t planets like to sit next to Saturn at dinner? It has a big ring to it!

Why did the moon break up with the sun? It was just a passing phase!

What kind of songs do the planets like to sing? Neptunes!

What do you call a star that talks back? A sarcastar!

Why did the star go to school? To get a little brighter!

Why don’t aliens get lost in space? Because they always take the right route, the Milky Way!

What’s the universe’s favorite place to chill? The cosmosy corner!

How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry? He apollo-gizes!

What’s an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? The space bar!

How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? When it’s full!

What do you call a fruit that goes to space? A bananaut!

What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes!

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