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Cosmic jokes ๐ŸŒŒ in 2025

What do you call an alien with three eyes? An aliiien!

Why don’t planets like to sit next to Saturn at dinner? It has a big ring to it!

How do you know if the moon is going broke? When it’s down to its last quarter!

What do you call a star that talks back? A sarcastar!

What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic!

Why don’t aliens get lost in space? Because they always take the right route, the Milky Way!

Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!

How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry? He apollo-gizes!

What do you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut!

What do you call a fruit that goes to space? A bananaut!

Why didn’t Venus go to the school dance? It couldn’t find a partner with enough space!

What’s a spacemanโ€™s favorite chocolate? A Mars bar!

How do you organize a space party? You planet!

What’s an astronaut’s favorite meal? Launch!

Why did the sun stop reading its horoscope? It didn’t want to get burned by its future!

What is a spaceman’s favorite part of a joke? The punch moon!

How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!

Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems to solve with Jupiter’s moons!

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