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Cosmic jokes ๐ŸŒŒ in 2025

How do stars get around? They take the Milky Way!

What’s the universe’s favorite place to chill? The cosmosy corner!

What do you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut!

What’s an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? The space bar!

Why didn’t Venus go to the school dance? It couldn’t find a partner with enough space!

What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes!

How do you organize a space party? You planet!

What do you call an angry star? A blazar!

How do astronauts serve dinner? On flying saucers!

Why did the sun stop reading its horoscope? It didn’t want to get burned by its future!

How does the solar system keep its pants up? With an asteroid belt!

How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!

Why are astronauts always calm? Because they always float above the situation!

What’s a lightyear? The same as a regular year, but with less calories!

Why did the astronaut bring paint to space? He wanted to do some galaxy painting!

Why did Mars give Venus a ring? It had a crush on her!

What’s a galaxy’s favorite type of candy? Mars-mallows!

Why are there no parties in space? Because you can’t have a blast!

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