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Cosmic jokes ๐ŸŒŒ in 2024

Why don’t aliens get lost in space? Because they always take the right route, the Milky Way!

What’s the universe’s favorite place to chill? The cosmosy corner!

How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry? He apollo-gizes!

What’s an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? The space bar!

How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? When it’s full!

What do you call a fruit that goes to space? A bananaut!

What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes!

What’s a spacemanโ€™s favorite chocolate? A Mars bar!

How do astronauts serve dinner? On flying saucers!

What’s an astronaut’s favorite meal? Launch!

How does the solar system keep its pants up? With an asteroid belt!

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space!

What is a spaceman’s favorite part of a joke? The punch moon!

Why are astronauts always calm? Because they always float above the situation!

Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems to solve with Jupiter’s moons!

Why did Mars give Venus a ring? It had a crush on her!

Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!

Why are there no parties in space? Because you can’t have a blast!

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