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Cosmic jokes ๐ŸŒŒ in 2025

Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems to solve with Jupiter’s moons!

What’s a lightyear? The same as a regular year, but with less calories!

Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!

What’s a galaxy’s favorite type of candy? Mars-mallows!

What did the astronaut use to keep his pants up? An asteroid belt!

Why was the star always late? It had too many space jams!

How do you know if the moon is going broke? When it’s down to its last quarter!

Why did the moon break up with the sun? It was just a passing phase!

What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic!

Why did the star go to school? To get a little brighter!

Why didn’t the Sun go to college? It already had a million degrees!

How do stars get around? They take the Milky Way!

What’s the universe’s favorite place to chill? The cosmosy corner!

What do you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut!

What’s an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? The space bar!

Why didn’t Venus go to the school dance? It couldn’t find a partner with enough space!

What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes!

How do you organize a space party? You planet!

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