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Cosmic jokes ๐ŸŒŒ in 2025

How do you organize a space party? You planet!

What do you call an angry star? A blazar!

How do astronauts serve dinner? On flying saucers!

Why did the sun stop reading its horoscope? It didn’t want to get burned by its future!

How does the solar system keep its pants up? With an asteroid belt!

How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!

Why are astronauts always calm? Because they always float above the situation!

What’s a lightyear? The same as a regular year, but with less calories!

Why did the astronaut bring paint to space? He wanted to do some galaxy painting!

Why did Mars give Venus a ring? It had a crush on her!

What’s a galaxy’s favorite type of candy? Mars-mallows!

Why are there no parties in space? Because you can’t have a blast!

Why was the star always late? It had too many space jams!

Why don’t planets like to sit next to Saturn at dinner? It has a big ring to it!

Why did the moon break up with the sun? It was just a passing phase!

What kind of songs do the planets like to sing? Neptunes!

What do you call a star that talks back? A sarcastar!

Why did the star go to school? To get a little brighter!

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