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Corny jokes in 2025

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coluoring.
-The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?
-Christian Bale.

Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, apart from one.
-He’s never gonna give you Up.

What do you do with a sick boat?
-Take it to the doc.

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
-Because she was stuffed.

I’m glad I know sign language.
– It’s pretty handy

What’s the best way to burn 1,000 calories?
-Leave the pizza in the oven.

I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length.
– Must be some kind of milestone.

What does a spy do when he gets cold?
-He goes undercover.

What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
-Keep your shirt on!

Don’t trust atoms,
-they make up everything.

What do sprinters eat before they race?
-Nothing. They fast.

To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket…
-you can hide but you can’t run.

Why are elephants wrinkly?
-You can’t iron them.

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