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Corny jokes in 2024

What was the frog’s job at the hotel?
-Bellhop.

My computer’s got the Miley virus.
-It’s stopped twerking.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
-Lack of concentration.

What has four wheels and flies?
-A garbage truck!

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
-A do-you-think-he-saw-us.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
-All I did was take a day off.

Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity?
-It’s impossible to put down.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
-Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
-1forrest1.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
-He wanted to find Pluto!

sold my vacuum the other day.
-All it was doing was collecting dust.

A short psychic broke out of jail.
-They were a small medium at large.

What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
-Someday my prints will come!

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
-Because it’s pointless.

I’m a big fan of whiteboards.
-I find them quite re-markable.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
-Attire.

A Spanish magician was doing a magic trick.
-He said, “Uno, dos…” and he disappeared without a trace.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?
-Between you and me, something smells.

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