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Cooking jokes 🍳👩‍🍳 in 2025

If two lesbians get married, who does the cooking?
– Neither, they both eat out.

A handjob is like cooking
– It’s good but even better when your Grandma does it

American intervention is kind of like my cooking…
– It always involves a lot of oil… I steam in without really knowing what I’m doing… and lots of people die.

The favorite spice ingredient of any historian is anchovy!

Napoleon arrived at a banquet and exclaimed, “Bon, a party”.

“Honey,” said a husband, “I Invited a friend home for dinner.”
“What? Are you crazy?” The wife replied.
“The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal.”
” I know all that,” he said.
“Then why did you invite a friend for dinner?” she asked.
he replied, “because the poor fools thinking about getting married.”

The cannibal won the cook-off competition, and everybody was surprised at it. Hardly anyone appreciated that he gave all his blood, sweat, and tears to win it!

The sesame seed stayed at the casino floor all night because he was on a roll!

How do you cook good corn?
– By splitting any hairs about it!

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