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Cooking jokes 🍳👩‍🍳 in 2025

My housemates may get angry at me for stealing all their cooking utensils..
..but quite frankly that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

Aerosmith loved Chinese food, and as a result, they gave a perfect tribute to it with their song ‘Wok This Way’.

So j made a joke up
– A master chef dies goes to heaven. Immediatly he finds himself in the kitchen doing what he loves. He begins cooking all the foood just like he did when he was alive. Finally he gets a strange order, a steak well done sprinkled with holy water. So he asks whats up with this order.
For Christs steak Micheal.

If an Italian chef goes to a Chinese kitchen, he can only make Ciao Mein!

Why did the Latvian chef name his Italian restaurant?
– Rigatoni’s.

A sous chef was hired by a cannibal. The only reason being, the latter wanted a hand with dinner!

The actor who loves eating dessert is Robert Brownie Jr.

The culinary world was sad when the old French chef died. He wasn’t able to cook and thus lost huile d’olive!

If you’re making good prawn dishes, you’ll need a good apron.

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