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Cooking jokes 🍳👩‍🍳 in 2025

What do you call a TV show which depicts the best chef from all over Thailand?
– Thai Masters!

The only eggs that are strictly forbidden at churches are deviled eggs!

Why was Adam and Eves marriage so successful?
– Because he couldn’t complain about her mothers cooking.

Dwayne Johnson and his family contracted a bad flu. Whenever Dwayne cooks his food now, I guess his family doesn’t smell what the Rock is cooking!

Kitchen chefs usually play pool with the help of cue-cumbers!

Why wasn’t the chef able to figure out how to make Filipino buns?
– He couldn’t sia pao to make them!

Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?
– Because they’re both cauldron

Billie Joe Armstrong never uses the help of any assistants while cooking as he woks alone!

Don’t leave alphabet soup cooking on the stove unattended.
– It could spell disaster.

While cooking, I got stressed and screamed at my colander, and now I have a strained voice!

What did the chef cook to make the fruits start dancing in the kitchen?
– A Plum Salsa!

We were on a boating trip, and one of my sisters was cooking a wok at the back of the vessel. Later, I found out that she was preparing a stern fry!

Yesterday morning, I saw my wife cooking breakfast in her bedroom slippers. I wonder why she doesn’t use the frying pan!

My wife is a good cook, but her excessive usage of spice gives me seasonal depression!

A customer once asked a chef if anyone orders a raw steak. The chef replied, “Yes, but it’s rare!”

What is the cooking show’s name, which allows you to use one pan throughout the competition?
– You Think You Have The Skillet Takes!

My little girl loves helping me when I’m doing the cooking, because I always let her lick the spoon.
– The sooner she’s old enough to buy her own heroin, the better.

While cooking, I got ketchup in my eye, but I didn’t wash it
– because Heinzsight is 20/20!

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