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Cooking jokes 🍳👩‍🍳 in 2025

I badly wanted to surprise my family by cooking dinner. But the sirens of the fire engines ruined it!

I decided to do away with my favorite Italian restaurant. It was originally named Sal, however, now they have changed it to Sal Monella!

What did a cannibal tribe leader say to the editor of a newspaper whom they were about to eat? – You are soon going to be editor-in-chief!

I forgot to buy baking paper
– Looks like my cooking will be foiled again…

As the young boy was about to join a culinary school, his father advised him not to give in to pear pressure!

I blame my wife’s cooking for my weight gain.
– Ever since she started cooking I’ve been eating out more.

A father of 3 and one of his sons were cooking pizza
They put the pizza in the oven and waited
When the timer went off, the father went to pull it out when the son said Let me pull it out.
The father then said You shouldn’t, it’s really hot.
The son replied Dad, you have 3 children, I don’t trust you to pull out.

Why did the man want to become a chef?
– He wanted to figure out and add some spice to his life!

If you cross a waitress and a chef, you will end up with a cold meal!

I keep having bad dreams about an ancient Egyptian mummy attacking me while I’m cooking. I call them my…
– Rameses kitchen nightmares.

It was heart-wrenching for young cooks when the legendary Italian chef pasta way!

The mad chef was imprisoned for throwing salt and batter on the head of a customer. He was charged with a-salt and battering!

What advice did the father fruit give to his son when he was being taken away to be cooked?
– Always be respectful to your elder-berries!

What’s the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?
– Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

My wife got angry when I said “Samsung”…
– Apparently that was the wrong answer to: “What oven should I buy to match my cooking style?”

So I went into Mcdonalds and ordered some fries.
– There was a chubby girl working, she seemed busy and kinda stressed out. She informed me the fries are cooking, and will be ready in about 3 minutes. I told her “no problem” and waited for my fries. After a few minutes she brought me my order and said “sorry about the wait” I said “no problem chubby, you’re bound to lose it sometime”.

A guy asks his friend to rub some beef fat on his ribs
– His friend refuses saying he won’t assist in a suet side!
(My first OC post, thought up while cooking dinner. Improvement suggestions welcome)

What do you call a TV show which depicts the best chef from all over Thailand?
– Thai Masters!

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