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Cooking jokes 🍳👩‍🍳 in 2025

The only reason why the hipster chef burnt his mouth is that he ate his food before it became cool!

I missed a couple of my cooking classes. Now I have some ketchup to do!

What did the celery couple do on their wedding anniversary?
– They went to a diner to celery-brate!

If two lesbians get married, who does the cooking?
– Neither, they both eat out.

A handjob is like cooking
– It’s good but even better when your Grandma does it

American intervention is kind of like my cooking…
– It always involves a lot of oil… I steam in without really knowing what I’m doing… and lots of people die.

The favorite spice ingredient of any historian is anchovy!

Napoleon arrived at a banquet and exclaimed, “Bon, a party”.

“Honey,” said a husband, “I Invited a friend home for dinner.”
“What? Are you crazy?” The wife replied.
“The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal.”
” I know all that,” he said.
“Then why did you invite a friend for dinner?” she asked.
he replied, “because the poor fools thinking about getting married.”

The cannibal won the cook-off competition, and everybody was surprised at it. Hardly anyone appreciated that he gave all his blood, sweat, and tears to win it!

The sesame seed stayed at the casino floor all night because he was on a roll!

How do you cook good corn?
– By splitting any hairs about it!

My wife’s cooking is incredible.
– With a silent ‘cr’.

Me and a couple of friends went camping. Sitting beside the bonfire and telling stories is customary. However, we all need to be-ef frank with one another!

I hate to admit it, but my wife’s cooking has seriously improved.
……that was best slice of soup I’ve ever had!

While cooking dinner last night, the handle of the frying pan came off. So my husband said that it was very un-ladle-like.

What is Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable?
– Barack-Oli.

At an Australian cooking show, the audience wasn’t a fan of the head chef preparing meringue. I was utterly shocked to know that Australians boo meringue!

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