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Cookie Jokes 🍪 in 2025

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
– Because he’s feeling crummy.

My 3 year old daughter as a pink fairy princes
– To my wife: “I’ll make you a queen!”
– To me: “I’ll make you a cookie monster!”

The twelve days of Jokemas, day five
– Why was the cookie sad?

– His mother was a wafer so long

Why should you never make too many cookies at once?
– It’s too big of a whisk.

Let’s bake it happen!

All websites use cookies.
– Except English websites. They use biscuits.

I was on a diabetes awareness website…
– It asked if I accept cookies. Definitely a trick question!

I tried to start an online bakery.
– But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.

What kind of cookies do rich people like best?
– Fortune cookies!

How do you make a gingerbread man’s bed?

– With a cookie sheet.

What do you call a passed out cookie?
– Limp Biskit.

What do you do when your DNA cookie is undercooked?
– You make it CRISPR.

Two cookies in an oven.
– One cookie turns to the other cookie and says, “It’s really hot in here.”

Why did the baker get homesick?
– He tossed his cookies.

What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer?

– Cookie crumbs.

What do you call a redhead freaking out at a cookie store?
– A Ginger Snap

Gilligan eats the last package of cookies on the island.
– Ginger snaps.

I still remember my first fortune cookie…
– …and how much it tasted like paper.

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