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Cookie Jokes 🍪 in 2025

I brought some cookie dough into work today…
…so I could use the oven there to bake some cookies for all the staff, but everyone gave me dirty looks when I put them in and turned the oven on.

– My boss said I was “insensitive” and “fired from the crematorium”.

What do you call a smart cookie?
– Academia nut.

What’s on every young cookie’s reading list?
– OREO and Juliet.

Losing weight using the internet is so difficult.

– Like every weightloss website I visit, I get cookies.

What is Cookie Monster’s favourite band?
– OREO Speedwagon!

– I gotta confess, it’s not my joke.

– I heard it from a friend who,
– Heard it from a friend who…

What’re the most popular cookies in Asgard?
– Thoreos.

What do you get when you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter?
– Cookie doe!

Hey Cookie, you’re the sweetest.

Why can’t cookie dough hold a steady job?

– Because it’s always getting baked.

What do you call a metric cookie?
– A gram cracker.

Why do girl scout cookies taste so good?
– child labor

Why can’t cookies dough hold a steady job?
– Because it’s always getting baked.

Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?
– Because he lost his filling.

I tried to start an online bakery.

– But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.

I’m making a cookie brand called NIT (new incredible taste). It will be shaped like a chocolate chip cookie and will contain a fortune on the bottom.
– FortuneNIT for you.

Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?
– Because he lost his filling.

What do you say when two cookies are getting ready for their fight?
– “Let’s get ready to crumble!”

One smart cookie.

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