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Cookie Jokes 🍪 in 2024

Tough cookies stick together.

Two cookies in an oven, one cookie turns to the other cookie and says “It’s really hot in here”
– The other cookie screams “ahhh a talking cookie”

My girlfriend and i were contemplating going to the store to buy some cookies
– My girlfriend and i were contemplating going to the store to buy some cookies to have with our coffee and get infected with corona, or to just have coffee by itself.

– In the end we decided to go to the store, because you know… you have to risk it for the biscuit.

All these websites are asking me to accept their cookies.
– But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!

What is Cookie Monster’s favorite band?
– OREO Speedwagon.

A friend and I have decided to open a Chinese cookie business.

– We’re going to make fortunes.

A hostess asks his guest: “How many cookies would you like?”
– “Just one will be enough, thank you.”
– “Oh, come on, you don’t have to be polite.”
– “All right, then give me a cookie you fat cow!”

Cookie Thieves
– They really take the biscuit

How do you make a baby computer cry?
– Delete his cookies!

Life is what you bake it.

An employee at the cookie factory fell into the dough mixing vat.
– It looks like he’s going to make it, but he was badly battered.

When I Was A Child Santa Gave Me Coal One Year For Christmas, So I Poisoned His Cookies And Milk
– Somehow he found out and killed my dad!

Senator: You said Facebook has cookies correct?
– Zucc: Yes Senator that is correct, Facebook does use cookies.

– Senator: Where can I get some of those cookies and how are they made?

– Zucc: I’m sorry senator I don’t know wha…

– Senator: *repeats question but LOUDER*

– Zucc: Senator I…

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
– Because he’s feeling crummy.

Life is what you bake it.

What do you call a drawing of a laughing cookie?
– A snicker-doodle

I went online looking for some new recipies for dessert.
– I clicked on accept cookies, but I’m still waiting for them to show up.

What are the most popular cookies in Asgard?
– Thoreos.

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