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Cookie Jokes 🍪 in 2024

What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer?
– Cookie crumbs.

My fortune cookie read, “You will touch the hearts of many.” Jokes on them. I’m a heart surgeon.

Why should you never make too many cookies at once?

– It’s too big of a whisk.

I ate too much cookie dough and got sick
– It was an overdoughse.

I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend
– Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

The difference between a cookie and a cracker.
– Cookies don’t care if you pull down a civil war statue.

Why did the boy go to the doctor after eating a cookie?
– He was feeling crumby!

In this cookie we call life, you’re the chocolate chips.

What’s Thanos’ favorite kind of cookie?
– Ginger snaps

I brought some cookie dough into work today…
…so I could use the oven there to bake some cookies for all the staff, but everyone gave me dirty looks when I put them in and turned the oven on.

– My boss said I was “insensitive” and “fired from the crematorium”.

What do you call a smart cookie?
– Academia nut.

What’s on every young cookie’s reading list?
– OREO and Juliet.

Losing weight using the internet is so difficult.

– Like every weightloss website I visit, I get cookies.

What is Cookie Monster’s favourite band?
– OREO Speedwagon!

– I gotta confess, it’s not my joke.

– I heard it from a friend who,
– Heard it from a friend who…

What’re the most popular cookies in Asgard?
– Thoreos.

What do you get when you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter?
– Cookie doe!

Hey Cookie, you’re the sweetest.

Why can’t cookie dough hold a steady job?

– Because it’s always getting baked.

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