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Cookie Jokes 🍪 in 2024

Two cookies in an oven.
– One cookie turns to the other cookie and says, “It’s really hot in here.”

Why did the baker get homesick?
– He tossed his cookies.

What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer?

– Cookie crumbs.

What do you call a redhead freaking out at a cookie store?
– A Ginger Snap

Gilligan eats the last package of cookies on the island.
– Ginger snaps.

I still remember my first fortune cookie…
– …and how much it tasted like paper.

Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves?
– Because they had a lot of dough.

You and me are the perfect batch.

US websites use cookies to track you
– British websites use biscuits

– >!French websites use croissants!<

Website: We use cookies to improve performance.
– Me: Same

Why do basketball players love cookies?
– Because they can dunk them.

What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
– Cookie d’oh.

I just ate 12 cookies.

– Now I feel a bit crumby!

Son: Mom can I have a cookie?
– Dad: Son, you’re Australian, call your mother by the appropriate name.

– Son: Ok Dad. Hey Wow! Can I have a cookie?

Did you hear about mrs. fortune cookies divorce?
– Now shes misfortune cookie.

The other cookie screams,
– “Ahhh! A talking cookie!”

What do you call a passed out cookie?
– Limp biscuit.

I was bitten by a venomous snake.

– Fortunately, my uncle’s wife gave me a bunch of money, cookies, and gifts.

– I was glad to have the auntie dote.

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